One minute, Iâ€™m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, Iâ€™m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of timeâ€”or the cell phone.
My Brotherâ€™s Billionaire Best Friend, a hilarious romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe, is available now!
Mabel â€œMaybeâ€ Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four.
She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime.
Cause of death: a text message.
Okay. So, I didnâ€™t die.
But I may as well have.
One minute, Iâ€™m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, Iâ€™m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of timeâ€”or the cell phone. Whatever.
Weâ€™re talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts.
And I didnâ€™t just send them to some random person Iâ€™ll never see again.
No. That would be too easy.
I sent them to Milo Ives.
The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasiesâ€”and my brotherâ€™s lifelong best friend.
And, boy oh boy, has he grown up.
Heâ€™s hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom.
Deflower me, please? I said.
Yeah. Send help.
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Excerpt:Maybe Here I rest, you guys. I. Mother-flapjacking P. to me. And now, Iâ€™m coming to you live from what I believe is the afterlife. Just think of this as that morning show with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest, Live with Kelly and Ryan. Only, change the name to DEAD with Maybe, take away the celebrity guests, and fill the audience with people who donâ€™t mind witnessing a full-on embarrassment-fueled emotional breakdown. Good God, if I wouldâ€™ve known I was going to kick the bucket right before I reached twenty-five, I sure as shit wouldnâ€™t have spent the last six years of my life slaving away at Stanford for a bachelorâ€™s and masterâ€™s degree in English Lit. I wouldâ€™ve partied in college rather than studying until my eyeballs bled. I wouldâ€™ve danced on bars. Flashed some nip for beads at Mardi Gras. Actually gone to Mardi Gras. I would have indulged in unlimited pasta night at the Olive Garden instead of counting carbs, and I wouldnâ€™t have stopped binge-watching Game of Thrones on season flipping six. I would have tongue-kissed loads of guys and spread my legs like a contortionist for any of them who seemed reasonably adept. You know, a little bam-bam in my ham-ham. Some not-too-big, but not-too-small P in my V. A good old-fashioned pants-off dance-offâ€¦ Sex, you guys. Iâ€™m talking about sex. And if you havenâ€™t picked up what Iâ€™m putting down from my delirious ramble, Iâ€™ll lay it out for you. Iâ€™ve yet to be sexed up by anyone. Thatâ€™s right. I have officially bought myself a one-way ticket to the afterlife as a virgin for-freaking-eternity. And now, I guess Iâ€™ll never know how it feels to have an actual penis rub up against my G-spot because, you know, Iâ€™m dead. And Iâ€™m pretty certain God probably frowns upon people flashing their boobs at the angels and public displays of leg-spreading and definitely the unchaste actions of a desperate-to-bone but unwed woman. No way. Heavenâ€™s strictly G-rated. I put it all off. I figured I had time. I mean, I thought Iâ€™d at least get to see The Office do a reunion special before I went lights out for good. Although, my parentsâ€™ flower shop feels more like purgatory than heaven, and I thought for sure Iâ€™d be wearing something other than jean shorts and Converse when I headed to meet the Big Guy upstairs. Honestly, the afterlife feels eerily like real life, and Iâ€™m not one to be dramatic, but I have to be dead, you guys. Seriously. Because no one could live through what I did. Iâ€™m talking a 10.0 on the Richter Scale of embarrassing and awkward. A Category 5 hurricane of humiliation. A twisting, catastrophic EF5 tornado of comedic disaster. No freaking way I survived thatâ€¦right? Okay. Fine. So, I can be a little dramatic sometimesâ€¦ And maybe, just maybe, Iâ€™m exaggerating things a bit here, but Iâ€™m doing it in the name of self-preservation. Because, trust me, if you did what I did, youâ€™d let yourself mentally pretend to be dead for a little bit too. Because if Iâ€™m not dead, Iâ€™m going to have to face the consequences of my awful, humiliating, cringeworthy actions. Iâ€™m going to have to face him. Milo Ivesâ€”a tall, handsome, unbelievably sexy drink of water. A man Iâ€™ve known since I was a prepubescent girl. A man Iâ€™ve basically been crushing on my whole damn life. A billion-dollar-empire kind of successful man who just so happens to be my brotherâ€™s best friend. Iâ€™ll say it again for the folks in the back. Milo Ives is my brotherâ€™s billionaire best friend. And Iâ€™m in way over my head.
About Max Monroe:
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads.
Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like theyâ€™ve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far. â€‹
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